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one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
Your mum is a naming genius
"what does elementary have that sherlock doesn’t?"
Plot twist: The villain kills the main character and his girlfriend levels up her personal character development and takes over as protagonist.
My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.
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